"A level Chemistry? C. University level Chemistry? A+ for both modules. I felt the difference, it was definitely the syllabus. The problem with A levels was that they were so condescending with your intellect that they left out the explanatory parts and made you memorise like a dumb fuck. In University you learn why. Makes all the difference in the world. So everyone with a memory the size of my porn collection just wins. Go on be doctors and lawyers and cunts."
My best friends are certainly cooler than yours.